Upset stomach

After returning from a pleasure trip from the Cayman Islands, an Auburn man became deathly ill for several days. His stomach was an ocean of upset and he was nauseous at all hours.

Feeling that the end was near, the man raced to the bathroom to vacate the contents of his stomach. To his horror and dismay following this natural act, the man witnessed a terrible sight -- swimming along with roiled excitement in the toilet water beneath him was a three inch, tropical fish.