Horrible Ways to Introduce Yourself to a New Neighbor
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So... You and your wife do any swinging at all?
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Nice to meet you. Is your daughter 18, or what?
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You ain't a cop, are you?
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Don't I know you from the free clinic?
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Pleased to see you folks are white.
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Where's the best place to score some blow around here?
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So... You wanna make fifty bucks the easy way?
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Are you folks nudists, too?
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Hi, I'm a drummer. Hope you like heavy metal.
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May I pet your wife?