10Apotemnophobia- Fear of amputees

I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that people who claim to suffer from this fear don’t have a leg to stand on.

9Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.

A handy way to get your woman to consent to making raunchy love with the lights on. Be bold and try using the same excuse to invite her sister to join in.

8Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty

So much for that sister idea.

7Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals

People who don’t have this get eaten.

6Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens

What do you call someone who is afraid of a chicken? No really, what?

5Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry

Your wife told me you suffer from this when I was over there boning her.

4Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions

If you want my view, I think this is a crock.

3Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single

This is why you have to go to so many goddamn weddings.

2Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

This is the SECOND item on the top TEN list. That’s it. Scream for me.

1Aulophobia- Fear of flutes

Also known as “horny.”